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Sid,
I am sorry to report this to you – evidentially you have not heard the news.
While you were gone there was a bloody coup. (That’s coup as in d’etat’; not Coup as is d’ville).
Several of the former Club directors are believed to be hiding in the caves of Algonquin. We are unsure at this time who might actually be in charge. No group or individual has stepped forward to claim responsibility for the needless, cowardly act. Many of us remain loyal to the King.
Sid, I fear for your life; even more then when we see you driving your Cobra. Many of us do fear for your life at those times. However, since they have been so infrequent due to the numerous break-downs our concerns have always been short lived.
This issue however, is different. I suggest you go to Algonquin as soon as possible.
Name withheld for reasons of safety.
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