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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to
the dentist, "Doctor, I'm in one hell of a big hurry! I have two
buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget
about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it-- I don't
have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness--this sure is a very
brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the
pain."
So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?" The man turned
to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which
tooth hurts."
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