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Kristen,
I realize occasionally you have exchanged some barbs with the boys at GASHOLES. So it is not like you are an unknown to the clan over there.

As an interested party in how Gasholes are perceived by others, I must attempt to clarify something that could give the folks the wrong impression.

While we try to remain on the downside of what is proper and prudent, we DO have some limits. Sometimes they are loosely administered, but they are limits nevertheless.

The "thong" thing could get out of hand, and I wouldn't want that to happen for your sake and Amy's sake..
This is NOT you, is it?

I didn't think so.
Kristen, meet Amy...Amy, this is Kristen.