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A Teamsters boss goes to a convention in Las Vegas for a few days.
One night he goes out to a brothel.
Like a good union man, he asks the madam if it's a union shop.
"No", she says.
He says "Well, If I were to give you $100 how would you split it?"
The madam says "The girl would get $20 and the house gets $80".
"Pahh! " he says, and walks off to find another brothel.
He asks the next madam "Are you a union shop?"
"Oh, yes!" was the reply.
He says "Well, If I were to give you $100 how would you split it?"
The madam says "The girl would get $80 and the house gets $20".
That's more to his liking, so he gives her $100 and says "I'd like that pretty young blond girl right there", pointing to his choice.
The madam puts the money in her pocket, points to an 85-year old woman, and says to him: "I'm sure you would, but Ethel here has seniority."
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