[chopper]

Mr Smoking Cobra, how dare you impugn the reputation of the Massive Massachusetts Maritime Moonbat Master? Can't you figure out by now that this was obviously another dastardly attack against one of the enlightened blue states by Dick Cheney and Halliburton? Where have you been????

Even as we speak, the United Nations is thinking of asking for a meeting to discuss possibly trying to take a poll questioning whether or not it would be advisable to entertain a motion to see if it would be politically prudent to convene a hearing on this subject. We should have a French condemnation of decadent American society and 19 resolutions in just a couple of years. Be patient, for Pete's sake; they're drinking second-rate wine and eating bad cheese just as fast as they can!!!