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A Texan, fresh from the ranch, was invited to a Hollywood party.

Madonna spied him and started flirting with him.

"Tell me cowboy, is there 'anything' you'd really like."

"Welllll," he replied, "I sure could use a piece of ass."

Madonna nodded and took him into a bedroom. She removed her
clothes and his clothes, then engaged in a hot session of mad
passionate lovemaking with him.

After they were done, she again asked suggestively, "Now,
handsome, is there anything *else* I can do for you?"

"Well, ma'am," he replied in his Texan drawl, "I could still use
that piece of ass for my drink."