[cobra de capell]

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and asked "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please".

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked "sir, what is your IQ?"? The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-steller space travel' 'the latest medical breakthroughs' etc.

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tactic. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? 'A Martini please'. Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?'

This time the man answered "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out " Uh, 'bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very, very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e
g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?"
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Some helpful hints for your Friday night!

You May Be Drunk if:

# The bouncer suddenly looks really hot.
# You have trouble speaking clearly. "Hi" comes out as "Wanna shag?"
# You can't decide which steering wheel to use.
# Your wallet has only $5 left in it, all in 10 cent pieces.
# The Hell's Angel in the corner suddenly looks like a wimp.
# You're dying for a Big Mac, even though you're a vegan.
# Your feet are sore from dancing, and the trivia night is only half way through.
# Your mouth feels all furry because you've just drunk the ash tray.
# You can't remember where you parked your car.
# You can't remember what sort of car you own.
# You can't remember what a car looks like.
# You catch yourself singing karaoke, and enjoying it.
# You just spent an hour chatting up a cigarette machine.
# You consider urinating in the wash basin, rather than waiting in the queue.
# You urinate in the wash basin rather than waiting in the queue.
# You urinate in the queue.
# It's taken you an hour of yelling, a thrown drink and a knife fight to realise that you and your friend have been in total agreement all along.