[Jim Werth]

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one
of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the examination room,
she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was,
and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and
relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the
first doctor was and demanded,

"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has
four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her
she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without
looking up said,

"Does she still have the hiccups?"