[d_ford]

A high school wrestler was recounting to another student how he had won his latest match the night before. He described how the coach had told him before the match that his opponent had a particular move called "the pretzel" that once you were locked into it, there was no getting out. The wrestler said that right away, his opponent got him in the pretzel. He was twisted in every direction and didn't even know which way was up.
The student asked if that hold was impossible to get out of, how did he win the match? Well, said the wrestler, I was all twisted up in this hold, knowing that I was about to lose the match when I saw that a male crotch was right against my face.
Do you have any idea how much strength you have when you bite your own ballsack?