[cobra de capell]

This engineer showed up at the pearly gates and, due to a clerical error, was redirected to hell.
A while later one of the angels noticed the error and brought it to G-d's attention. G-d placed a call to Satan. "Hey, Satan, I hear you got one of our engineers down there."

"Yeah, G-d, this is great. The guy's got the place air-conditioned, he's put in a waste disposal system to beat the band, and he's started putting in escalators on all the mountains."

"Well, there's been a mistake. You're going to have to send him up here."

"In your dreams, Big Guy. There's no way I'm letting you have this guy after all the good he's done down here."

"You ignorant little Imp. If you don't send him right up I'll sue you."

"Riiiiiiiiiight. And where are you gonna get a lawyer?"