Why are you a fitter and (idiot)turner ?
Because I wasn't smart enough to be a Brickie
Why are you a Brickie ?
Cause I wasn't smart enough to become a Plumber
Why are you a Plumber ?
Wasn't smart enough to be a Chippie
Why a Chippie ?
Not smart enough to be a Sparkie
How true
Lawyers started this with:-
$30 for phone attendance
$200 miscleanious expenses
$500 to shuffle a piece of paper
etc etc