SCOF IS a secret society of genetically mutated flying saucer jockeys from the planet Zombinga...!
We got tired of living on our planet, so we came to earth. The closest things that we could find to duplicate the zero gravity lazer sleds that we sped around on at home was an AC Cobra replica... We like the Superfomance brand because the people in S. Africa at HiTech are ALSO from our planet....!
On SCOF we discuss many different things that you earthlings wouldn't understand... We also arrange meetings to go out and race our cars as well as trade meetzpah nodules (which are a delicacy on our home planet).
Once you actually OWN a Superformance, some of our relatives will come out of the sky in our flying saucers, come into your house at night while you are asleep, and alien-abduct your earlthy body to be transformed into a Zombingian, like the rest of us... You see, there is a secret crystal hidden in EVERY SPF which provides the force-field necessary for this transition to be successful.... THAT'S why the transition to SCOF cannot be made UNLESS there is an SPF "in your garage"...
We tried once to make the transition to SCOF without the SPF present and look at what happened:
That person also had to give up their SPF after the transition failure, so now they are forced to drive Ferraris (as seen in the pic)...
So you see, we are doing you a FAVOR for making you wait until the SPF is in the garage!!!
We Zombingians ARE a frendly lot however, and we would be glad to share our wealth of SPF knowledge, or any good recipes for spignut clones (when they are actually in season) HERE on CC.. Just ask away...
Pat
CC & Superformance Cobra
OWNERS Forum (SCOF) contributor