[bnewell]

Rick ~ this years OCC Holiday Party plans are in the works and almost finalized. This will be the event of the year for OCC......not counting the LCS of course.

This event will rival the 1st space shuttle launch not to mention the Nixon impeachment hearings and Lockness monster sighting. It may also rank right up there with the invention of the Cobra by Carroll Shelby. If not, at least his chili.

Many guest speakers will be in attendance for our holiday gathering, including: World Renowned Mr.Steve Kump and his techniques on how to navigate a Mini Cooiper around the Mid Ohio Sports Car Course, not to mention Mrs. Kump describing her life with Mr. Kump.

Other celeb's to be in attendance besides Mr. and Mrs. Kump are:

Carroll Shelby
President George Bush and wife Laura
The Bush daughters
Pamela Anderson
The other Pamela Anderson (some chick I met last night)
Pamela Anderson's sister (met her the night before last)

Music will be provided by Metallica and Static X including a special appearance by Marilyn Manson.

To confirm reservations, please call Mr. Steve Kump dba Godzila.

Hope to see you all there!!!!

p.s. if anyone knows the mailing addresses to the above celeb's, please let Mr. Kump know as we must get their invitations in the mail as soon as possible to pull this off.