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		After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Scottish  
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to  
the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more  
than 1000 years ago. 
 
    Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed British  
scientists dug to a depth of 2000 meters, and shortly after headlines in the  
UK newspapers read: 
 
    "British archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year copper wire and  
have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech  
communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots." 
 
    One week later, Texas newspapers reported the following: 
 
    "After digging as deep as 5000 meters in West Texas, Texas A&M  
scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have, therefore, concluded  
that 5000 years ago Texas inhabitants were already using wireless  
technology." 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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The average fighter pilot, despite the sometimes swaggering exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring.  These feelings just don't involve anybody else.
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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