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Originally Posted by spookypt
P.S. No I'm not telling you what happened when she called me that nighT!
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Don't blame ya spooky. The words out so you can fess up.
The way I heard it was:
Spooky's front door...Knock knock
Matt opens the door in his jocks.....well, hello officer.
Officer .. Hmm, that's a fine example of aussie manhood.
Matt .. yeah well .. The cobra in the garage has nuffin on this snake.
Officer .. Last I saw the one in the garage was low on cubic inches too.
Matt .. very funny lady, how much to wrap ya laughing gear around this one.
Officer .. I really couldn't charge much....Like, I've seen bigger peckers during schoolies week.
Matt .. Smart bit&h, lets get this over with ... how much?
Officer .. tell ya what Matt.....wont cost ya a cent to stick that little thing in me mouth...but
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It'll cost ya a bluddy fortune to get it back out again
