[October-1881]

I saw my first 427 Shelby Cobra when I was a kid. She stole my heart and I ached for one from 1967 until last year. One day while I was recouperating from colon surgery my buddie calls me. He says...think you're going to live forever? Spend your money now before you can't enjoy life anymore. So two weeks after I was out of the hospital I was test driving Cobras. I bought an SPF and I'm passionate about it. I call her Lili. For all of you Blazing Saddles fans out there, you know what I mean. Lili VonStuph was a chores girl that Hedley Lamar was deeply passionate about. There was a scene in the Governor's office where Headley was fantazising about Lili. He was standing behind a statue of Justice breathing deeply while fondeling her breasts and repeating Lili, Lili, legs, Lili. The first night I got my SPF I sat in her for at least 2 hours, smoked a Cohiba and drank a bottle of wine and wallowed in self admiration. I finally had my Cobra. I have more pictures of her than I do of my Grandchildren. She is my passion. You guessed it...my truck is named Headly.