[Cobrabill]

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a beautiful blonde gal already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F".

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday