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You say ... "Thanks a lot, you _______ (insert swear words here). Immediately write down his/her license plate number and say out loud "I've got your license plate number, now I'm calling the police. Please leave so you can be arrested for "Hit & Run ... Make my Day ... Do You Feel Lucky?"

Then call the cops. If he/she does leave, just follow him/her at a safe distance without breaking any laws. That will really freak them out.

I once beeped at a guy that really cut me off (he did an illegal left turn from the middle lane) as I slammed on my breaks. About 1 mile later I pulled into a store. When I came out of the store he was parked a few cars away from me, and he said "What is your problem?" I said you cut me off. He gave me some lip so I said, "I know enough people ... I can just drop a quarter in the pay phone and you car and house will be in ashes tomorrow morning."

He did not say anything as I got into my car and left. He walked into the store and I pulled over and parked on the road where I could see his car in my rear view mirror. When he came out he sat in his car for 30 minutes as I watched him in his rear view mirror. He then started to leave and went back the way we came into the store, so I knew he was not driving home. I whipped a U - turn and started to follow him. Within a mile he had broken about 10 driving laws (I just followed him without breaking any laws).

I finally turned around and let him go. I'm sure he was ****ting bricks for a few days!