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Originally Posted by Russ Dickey
Or, you could just sue him for damages, then six months later, go to his house in the middle of the night and return the favor.  |
While that is not bad, it can still get you in legal trouble if you get caught. Here are some better solutions:
Get some liquid Miracle Grow and put it in a pump up sprayer. In the evening, go to their house and proceed to write what you think of them in their front yard with the spray. Be neat - remember what your English teacher always said - neatness counts! In a few days, the grass where you sprayed will be darker green and taller - giving a nice relief text of your thoughts. Now, if he mows it, it will STILL stand out due to the extra greening from the nitrogen... Here is the best part - if a cop asks what you are doing, say that you had some left over fertilizer and that you thought you would help him out!!
If the goober does not have a remote for his car, some toothpicks snapped off in all of the door locks works nicely... Superglue does a nasty job too...
if his gas cap is accessible, find an old cigarette pack. Take off the cellophane and fill it half full with a sugar and sand mixture. close it like a garbage bag and use a rubber band to secure the top. Push it down into the filler neck with a stick. A few weeks later, he will get a nice surprise while driving one day! (make sure you wear rubber gloves for the full time during this project...)
stuff a few potatoes into his exhaust pipe - HARD!!
If his window is down, some cat poop and sardines tossed under the seat are a nice treat...
Again, if the window is down, some Deer in Estrus urine (in the hunting section at any sporting goods store) poured liberally into the air vents or put into a sprayer and sprayed into the carpet and headliner...
Except for the potatoe trick, most of these can be done without drawing attention to yourself.