casaleenie
Mmm I can picture it now...
Three prisoners sitting in jail/gaol - "What are you in here for?"
The first "I'm in for a double murder"
The second "I'm in here for stealing the Coke recipe"
The third.."....aah well I'm in here for 10 for copying a DVD I borrowed ..."
Luckily we have Coca Cola machines in our prisons here...

right next to the cigarette vending machines..