My suggestion would be for DVD guy on the first day to rip off his shirt and start beating on the biggest guy he can find. It's gonna make sitting down in the next half of his life a lot less painful.
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Originally Posted by Bernie Knight
casaleenie
Mmm I can picture it now...
Three prisoners sitting in jail/gaol - "What are you in here for?"
The first "I'm in for a double murder"
The second "I'm in here for stealing the Coke recipe"
The third.."....aah well I'm in here for 10 for copying a DVD I borrowed ..."
Luckily we have Coca Cola machines in our prisons here...  right next to the cigarette vending machines.. |