Maybe I could celebrate with the 200 million pounds of fireworks that will be set off on the 4th.
They expect over 9200 people will go to the emergency ward of hospitals due to fireworks.
I'll just drive the Cobra in the local parade and burn off a few thousand miles of the rear Goodboots. I have to drive all the way to the start of the parade. It has to be at least 300 feet from my driveway!
Last year I pissed off the Mayor - while I pointed to the Cobra, I said that I finally found something that goes faster than my increase in local taxes! He was not too happy, but all the other people were laughing. I even got a standing ovation from some guy about 10 feet from the Mayor.