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Michael,
congrats mate.
You realise of course that now you're married the sex starts to drop off and then seems to pick up dramatically, this usually indicates that pregnancy isn't far away. At this point the wife is still lovy dovy, then she has the kid, suddenly reality sets in about children, the sex stops totally except when you finally complain about getting none and then it becomes an occasional occurance.
At some point in time after the child turns 4 or 5 or another one arrives, the second wife starts to look very good, then bingo divorce, first wife and the lawyers take all your money (hide the cobra).
Good times are had drinking with the mates, the body starts to complain but hell you're having a great time. The second potential wife comes on the scene cleans up your act is all lovy dovy and the story starts again.
Gawd, I hope the second wife doesn't see this or I'll be looking for a third.
Mate, in all honesty its great fun to have a partner to share with (not the cobra though) Congrats again and good luck.
Colin
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