[mdmull]

Obviously you haven't enough experience in government procedures to understand that it must be the bird feeder's configuration that is the problem. You left out the years of modifying the bird feeder's height, position, number of perches, type of food, ease of access.
And the politically correct solution was for you to grow wings and feathers while increasing the size and ease of access to the feeder. Checking of course with the bird's representatives to make sure that the food provided met with their approval.