[olddog]

As a recent first time owner of a Cobra, I thought I would share my observations.

1) Of the five days this week I took a ride, two of them were my wife’s idea.

2) My wife suggested I take her sister for a ride.

3) My friends ask me to take their wife for a ride.

4) After taking a woman for a ride, the two of you can talk about it in front of her husband.

5) You can take your best friend for a ride and not want to barf at the thought.

6) I can ask my wife to take a ride, without fear of rejection.

7) I can take the wife for a ride in broad day light.

8) The wife doesn't get jealous if you take a ride by yourself.

9) I can ride for hours at a time.

10) I can take as many rides in a day as I like. My personal best is five.