[uncltodd]

Move to Oklahoma and buy a pellet gun.

27 years, now, and still going strong.

Our Welfare "needy" are provided for by tax dollars from dumb-butt Yankees (I mean our northern fellow citizens).

I can still keep the wolf from the door, here, in spite of regulations about wolf habitats, eco-wolf responsibilities, and wolf endangerment.

But life here is not perfect, by any means!

If someone breaks into my house, and I do him with my scattergun, that's OK.

But if his dog craps in my yard constantly and kills my little kitty-cats and I do him with my scattergun, I go to prison.

Sam'l Clemens perfectly defined the difference between a man and a dog. Go look it up, it's worth the small effort.

UT