By "personal attack" I mean directing comments at me, instead of the topic we're discussing. Enough already. Attack my argument, not me. Unless you've run out of things to say. Contrary to what some of you may believe, I am not thin-skinned at all. I'm not here to playfully call other people names. Would a "redneck" be offended if I called him "redneck"? Maybe not, but doing so would foster no good will, would it?
When people start out advocating bodily harm, it is hard to separate the serious from the funny. I was under the impression this was a serious problem. My mistake.
Want some levity? Here goes:
Panties? Didn't you read my post? No underwear! Twisted panties can be uncomfortable, though. How do you cope with yours?
No aerodynamic helmet, but I do wear a helmet when I ride. It comes in real handy in the event of a crash. Also keeps the sun off my head.
Pedal pushers? Oh, yeah, like the pants my mother wore back in the 1950's.
I agree. Everybody (including me) should lighten up! So... instead of drinking that beer tonight, just lie back and spark up a fatty! And no, that doesn't mean making a pass at your wife.
How's that?
Al