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Old 08-17-2007, 12:28 PM
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Hey Tru,
Got any $2,758,874.34 1" trees you want to sell. I do realize that would not include priority shipping to Texas. Please feel free to add normal shipping cost of $1,985,354.21 as the standard usual charge. If there is a packaging fee for live timber I also understand that as well. I realize the crate will be an additional $4,378,923.78.

So if we are on the same page you will send us one (1) 1" tree (you select the species) and bill us "urgent" for a total of $9,123,152.33

Please be advised that the US Government is exempt from paying any taxes as we only collect taxes.
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