Have you ordered your white Grand Marquis and white belt yet?
Be sure to get up a 5 AM for breakfast so you will be sufficently hungry for the 4 PM "Early Bird" discount dinner. Get used to seeing Cadillacs with no apparent driver and the turn signal welded in the left turn posistion.
Be afraid on divided highways, be very afraid........the members of "Gods waiting room" tend to turn into the first lane the come across....even if it is the oncoming lane!
And wonder where the fresh water for everyone in the state comes from.....Gee, couldn't be why the Everglades are shrinking?
