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For Sale: Huge cave, ventilated, isolated for privacy, rock
solid. More ventilation is added daily due to heavy bombardment. Free
ear plugs included! Call 1-800-BIG-BANG.

For Sale: Terrorist training course. Learn from my mistakes.
Includes my exclusive list of countries you shouldn’t mess
with, they get really mad! Damn cowboys.
Call 1-800-IMA-DOPE.

Wanted: A safe place to cower in fear while I talk big and
pervert the minds of the young and senseless. Preferably near a teeming
population of highly gullible people that
would be susceptible to empty promises of vain-glory.
Call 1-800-YOU-FOOL

For Sale: Wives, variety of ages. Looks unimportant, lovely
burkas! Reason for selling: they can’t run fast.
Call 1-800-SLO- LADY.

Wanted: Tank repairman. Must have own tools and be able
to work without missing parts. Location: a little here, a little there,
little pieces everywhere.
Call 1-800-BLO-MEUP

Wanted: Emotional counseling for misunderstood former
terrorist with delusions of grandeur. Severely depressed, even my mother
doesn’t love me.
Call 1-800-WOE-ISME.