Turk,
Be sure to wear your best disguise and not that "Thong Thingy" with the red dress. I still can't believe that you forgot to shave your moustache off before you went into that bar. Remember, the European look is out of style now, so no more hairy legs with that outfit. It's a good thing that Blackjack isn't going to be here or he'd be following you everywhere again!
Looking forward to seeing you at Auburn, Be sure to wear comfortable shoes and bring your checkbook!
DDS/The First Edition