[DAVID GAGNARD]

One of my brothers-in-law worked at the local welfare office for 5 years,believe me,it's all true.....
the best one he ever had was this guy about 25 years old came in and wanted to start receiving "welfare". So he pulled out the forms and began his questioning into the matter..Nothing wrong with the guy, just wanted a welfare check..after a while brother in law tells him he does not qualify...explains to him he has no physical or mental disabilties....guy gets pi$$ed at him and tells him he's going to make a bomb and blow up his office, (this happened 20 years ago) BIL has heard that a thousand times before and doesn't give it a second thought as the guy leaves...

Fast forward 5 days or so, same guys walks in his office,his left hand heavily bandaged, sits down and BIL asks what happened to him, he tells him he made a pipe bomb, but thought it was too big, so he used a hack saw to cut it in half and it blew up in his left hand,doctors had to remove two fingers and his thumb!!!!!!!!!! BIL. now tells him he has a physical disability and can now get welfare check............and he has ever since........

It's all documented in his case file, every single word..........

David