[cobra de capell]

“A man goes into a restaurant and orders soup. When the waiter
brings out the bowl he has his thumb stuck in the soup, but
the customer decides to let it go.

"Would you like anything else?" the waiter inquires. "We have
some very good roast beef today."

"Sounds good," says the customer.

So the waiter goes off and comes back with a plate of roast
beef, and his thumb is in the gravy. The
customer is irked, but decides to hold his tongue.

"How about some hot apple pie?" asks the waiter.

"Fine," says the customer. The waiter returns with his thumb
stuck in the pie. Now the customer is pissed but decides to
let it go since he is almost finished.

"Coffee?" asks the waiter. And when the customer nods yes,
he hurries off, only to return with his thumb stuck in the
cup of coffee.

By now the customer can no longer restrain himself. "What
the hell do you think you're doing? Every time you've come
to the table you've had your thumb stuck in my food!"

"I've got an infection and my doctor told me to keep my
thumb in a hot, moist place."

"Why don't you just stick it up your a$$?"

"Where do you think I put it when I'm in the kitchen?"”