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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she's staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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'Liberals are maggots upon the life of this planet and need to get off at the next rotation.' (Jamo 2008)
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