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Life Lessons From A Dog


1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

2. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on
their shoes.

4. Don't go out without ID.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is
effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as
you're dragged out from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.”