Woof, woof. The hardest part will be getting me to wag my tail. You can adopt me for zero dollars, but none of that puppy chow for me. I eat swordfish, lobsters, fillet mignon, beef wellington, etc. and some nice hard liquor to wash it down. I'll be faithful to your wife, but no way can you put me in a kennel, dog house or ship me to IRAQ.
Merry Christmas from the Cobra puppy.
