Warren, you don't want to come on over? I've got a 176 sq ft pod, divided between me and my roomate. We have steak night, crab legs, and shrimp, somwetimes prime rib!! Of course.. it's hard to trust most of this food and it is always swimming in a pool of grease! But we could definitely use a santa warren in a couple of months! And the liquor.. well... you could drink the "potable water." That's sure to get you pretty messed up!!
Or you can just be like many and break out the moonshine!