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Amish farmer
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Diekuhen haben dahin
gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more."
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dave from mesa
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