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Barbecue Contest....oh, I Am So In...!
Weeeeelllll Dogggeeeeee....lookee here, boys....some Yankee thinks he knows how t' "Barbecue".....looks lahk we needs to remind dis ol' boy where the World's Championship Barbecue Contest is held each May, don'we...?
http://www.memphisite.com/memphisinmay/bbqfest.html
We've even had Willard C. Scott and Al Roker from NBC's "Today" show come visit live on the air at this cook off.
Okay, Kumpie...you can "Grill"....(barbecue is a NOUN...and it's always Pork....) I'll give ya that. You had some fine tastin' beef at last years LCS, no doubt....but can ya smoke pork on that contraption of yourn....? I mean...hell...I knowed you can throw some pig on there....but do ya know whacher doin'....?
I'm thinkin' my ribs'll make your judges declare the Southern boys....particularly me....the undisputed Barbecue King of LCS....
Oh, I'm in alright....I am SO IN....
Besides...this is sorta like takin' LCS back to it's roots...when it was a chocolate chip cookie recipe contest...anyone remember those first 2 DVSF events...? This is gonna be some fun...smokin' pork....spending some time with friends...have'n a couple of dozen cocktails...can't beat it...
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