Steve,
That would be a great bumper sticker. You should make one up. A close friend of mine who owns a construction company really socked it to a CHP car one evening. He was driving his big 10 wheel dump truck down from the mountains and it was just dark enough to need lights on. He said he just happened to look as he was going around a bend and there was a darn CHP car right up under the back end of the truck with no lights on, just waiting for him to do something. That truck had a hitch that took 3 people to lift. Butch said he just hit his brakes and the whole front end of the CHP car was destroyed as that hook went through it. The cop got mad and started to yell at him and Butch told him he had to slow down because of a deer that ran across the highway and if he had been back like he was supposed to be and had his lights on he could have stopped. Then the cop wanted him to tow the patrol car about 20 miles until he got here and Butch told him no, he didn't have a license to tow wrecked cars. The battery in the patrol car was busted and the cop couldn't even radio in. Butch told him he would call it in when he got on down here and the patrolman had to stay up on the mountain with his wrecked car until they could get a roll back there to haul it home. He got a call from the CHP Commander here asking him if he had any damage to his truck and he told him no. At least the officer didn't lie to his superiors about what happened.
Ron