[VRM]

I was reading a bunch of comments about Ebays new rules and there were a few of them that caught my eye for using phrases that were just not quite right.

Here are a couple from just a 5 minute read:
"Ebay will be foisted by their own pitard"
"Ebay is cutting off their nose despite their face"

Another odd term I found was when I bought a set of magnifying lenses that you wear on your head. They are fitted to each individual using a Velcro strap. The description read: "Please enjoy your sticky buckle head tape."

Anybody else got some good ones?

Steve