[bomelia]

When you "slow" down on a tailgaiter, keep slowing down. Down, down, down. Best done in a no passing zone. Once I did that to a tailgaiter, she apparently got so mad, she rammed my car! In front of a policman writing someone else a ticket! He ALMOST arrested her for attempted murder!!! We both had to sit in the back of his car and fill out accident reports. She wrote "nothing happened", signed it and tossed it back to the front seat. I looked at her with the most sorrowful eyes I could manage, and told her that I saw it differently, and that it was going to take me quite a while to fill my report out... and it did! Almost 30 minutes. You could see the officer snickering in the front seat. She kept cussing me and flipping the bird the whole time.

Thing is, she was rather cute! And get this, she had a baby in a car seat.

Mike