Wayne,
A few years ago there was a Sci Fi show that I liked called Sea Quest. It was kind of the ocean going version of Star Trek. In one episode they had made cows illegal all over the world because the cow piles caused methane gas. Except Australia refused to get rid of theirs and the supply officer had managed to get hold of a big chunk of hamburger and had made himself a huge cheese burger and the Captain caught him. After lecturing him for a minute or so and confiscating the cheeseburger the Captain threw it into the garbage disposal, but not before he ate about half of it.
As for the fertilizer, do what the Indians did originally. Plant a corn seed and bury a fish with it. Worked great for them.
Ron
