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You don't have to actually escort them. Just dress in something slinky, and let them call you. They will never know you are overweight, balding, married, and you might learn to like wearing something slinky. A big plus for the wife....LOLOLOLOL
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20mph is not fast, unless you are doing it in a 3/2, 1000sq. ft. house on 10 ft. waves! 
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