[uncltodd]

Ron Paul was My Man, but by default, out of desperation, I say, John McCain, anything beats Hillary the rat's momma or Ugga Bugga the Muslim.

I see no 'best candidate."

"I'm a'votin' agin' them Demmiecrats and that sow what thinks she owned the White House for eight years.

That be the most expensive rent house we ever owned, bein' taxpayers and all"

"Them Reegans, now, they was good folks. Polite and progressive and all that."

"They listened to me and knowed where I was coming from, I liked that."

"Where is them Reegans, now?"

I'm sorry, we don't have a Reegan.

God help us. Just me, an Okie, in one of those little "flyover" states.

UT