[Jamo]

A couple from different sources:

My Dad: "God gave you two ears and one mouth, so you should listen twice as much as you talk."

From We Were Soldiers: "Custer was a pussie."

"KISS...Keep It Simple, Stupid"

"Bite Me" (fills in for all those times when the other two-word exclamation just isn't appropriate)

One that my associates always recall me saying when they get ready to start a war with the other side: "Don't start a fire until you have something to burn." I have no clue where I got that from.

Another one they remember when they are new and come and tell me they can't find a case on point: "You mean to tell me that in several hundred years of jurisprudence, no judge ever said that anywhere? Wanna bet your job I can find a case?" That usually results in them pulling an all-nighter at the law library.