Not Ranked
I select from the following list to commonly describe people that I meet who are less fortunate in the intelligence department:
Swift like rock, sharp like bowling ball
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Dumber than a box of rocks
Dumber than a box of hammers (you hit a hammer on the head as hard as you can and there is no noticeable damage. a little more severe than a box of rocks)
I also like
F***ed up like a soup sandwich
That is about as useful as a football bat
This is like watching a monkey f*** a football
It is what it is
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