[GASKETBOY]

There are some great ones so far.

My favorites:
" Never argue with an idiot - people watching may not be able to tell the difference"
"If you kick a tiger in the ass you had better have a plan for dealing with the teeth"


Courtesy of my previous boss: (some of the PG ones)
"He is the one eyed bastard amongst the blind"
"You can't spit and lick it"
"sometimes you have to be the lion, sometimes the lamb"
"There is no half pregnant"
"No solution? No problem!"
"The carrot or the stick, either way I'll get what I want"

When he retired we compiled a list of over 130 of his sayings.

Jeff