[Bill Bess]

The story about the "fresh kit suggesting a simple solution"...check the cap for a crack, reminds me of a story my great aunt told me once.

There was this guy that was changing his flat tire and he was parked next to a mental institution. He removed all the lug nuts and placed them on the ground.

When he went to reinstall the lug nuts, he couldn't find them because the lug nuts had sunk into the muddy ground.
He was puzzled as what to do because all the lug nuts were missing.

An inmate standing behind the fence and watching the tire changer said, "Why don't you just take one lug nut off of each of the other three wheels and then you can be on your way".
The tire changer was very happy to use this suggestion and did.

After he was done with the tire change he said to the inmate, " Your pretty smart, how come your in a mental institution"?

The inmate said, " You don't have to be stupid to be crazy".

Old story, Bill