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A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest
element yet known to science - "managementium." It has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons
for an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons that are
further surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like sub particles called
peons.

Managementium has no electrons and is therefore inert. It can be detected
however since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. A tiny
amount of managementium can take a reaction that normally occurs in
seconds and slow it to the point where it take days.

Managementium has a normal half life of three years. It doesn't decay but
"re-organizes", a process where assistant deputy neutrons and deputy
neutrons change places. This process actually causes it to grow as in the
confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby forming isodopes.

This phenomenon of "moron promotion" has led to some speculation that
governmentium forms whenever sufficient morons meet in concentration forming
critical morass. Researchers believe that in Managementium, the more you re-
organize, the morass you cover.